This song, by this band, is pathetic

I'm not sure that it gets certifiably lamer than "Alchoholin' Ass" by the talent-deprived band Hellyeah. If you don't want to take my word for it, then look it up on youtube. On the other hand, if you don't want to make yourself temporarily suicidal (a normal result of multiple-minute exposure to no-talent-not-quite-metal rock) then just take my word for it and hate it on principle.